On Thursday afternoon I heard Mommy teaching my oldest boy how to write a business letter during school time. Since I had a complaint I thought I would voice it in a manner I was sure she would understand, so here is my business letter.
Dear Madam:
I have a serious complaint. You have been busy cooking food which you will not allow me to eat. I sat in the kitchen and witnessed you empty all the food out of the refrigerator, but did not feed me any of it. While you were doing all these tasks you have not stopped to visit with me.
I strongly urge you to stop your various tasks in order to give me ear scratchles and belly rubbles.
Thank you for your prompt and courteous resolution of this problem.
Sincerely,
"Woof" Isaac
Resident Dog
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